Fat President Blames Squatters. We Wonder Why They Haven't Already Been Delisted

According to The Age, our fat president has blamed the poor state of the club's former home, Victoria Park, on squatters and drug addicts.

Mayor Kay Meadows said "if it was being used as a shooting gallery or by squatters... then it was Collingwood's responsibility under the lease to maintain the site". Duh.

Here at Victoria Park we exclusively name the aforementioned squatters. They are Shane O'Bree, Ryan Lonie, Matthew Lokan, Heath Shaw, Dane Swan and of course, Andrew Williams. No reason has been given as to why these players weren't served their eviction notices at the end of last season.

Fat president blames squatters - National - www.theage.com.au