If the blubbering old twit you're caring for is into the West Coast Eagles, read him the Eagles blog, corkintheocean. But reading corkintheocean's match reports may take awhile. This week's review of the game against the W.A Anchors clocked in at 4032 words.
Lucky the site's writer, Carneagles, is a funny bugger. Here's a taste.
"Of course, this was the 21st Western Derby, and the organizers have started to follow the example of our cousins in Murder City by calling it "Derby XI", the dicks.... I had a listen to 6PR on Saturday morning, and the biggest issue for George seemed to be whether to pronounce it "derrrby" or "daaahby" - the correct pronunciation is, of course, "whogivesafuck" - and if you listened carefully, you could just hear in the background the faint rasping noise of the bottom of a barrel being scraped."
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